Each year, thousands of members of academies, university professors, scientists, previous Nobel Laureates and members of parliamentary assemblies and others, are asked to submit candidates for the Nobel Prizes for the coming year. These nominators are chosen in such a way that as many countries and universities as possible are represented over time.
Our sources with access to Nobel Prize org has revealed that recently Mr. Alfred Nobel has made desperate appearances in the dreams of members of The Nobel Committees responsible for selection of the candidates. Mr. Alfred has expressed extreme disappointment at the only deserving candidate being left out of the nomination process.
There could be no one more deserving than someone who has taken the responsibility of police, investigators, and judges, thanks to his in-depth knowledge in every aspect of this world. He is the person who has donated his voice for gathering information on behalf of the largest English speaking nation of the world. Not to forget the humility and kindness displayed by asking questions to panelists only to answers those on their behalf.
Since Mr. Alfred appealed before both Norwegian and Swedish members, they were perplexed as to which category to nominate but after viewing the tapes from Times Now archives there wasn’t even an iota of doubt. Consequently, Arnab was anonymously decided as the candidate worthy to be awarded Nobel Prizes for all the categories for 2015.
The media is going gaga with this news breaking. It’s worth remembering that the greatest Bong of all times was awarded the Nobel Prize 1913 after being nominated only once. Now there will be another Bong who not only will be awarded Nobel in all categories but that too without being nominated.
A section of the media citing insider information reported Mr. Nobel has been turning in his grave because of polluted airwaves and decided to take this desperate measure. He has expressed hope that giving Nobel in all categories will leave Arnab with no goals to pursue thereby driving him towards retirement giving the dead a chance to rest in peace.